I’m sorry I called you ‘dude’ I didn’t know you were a pansexual gender fluid non-binary moca frappuccino with dual acting hydraulic cylinder and leather grip swiss army knife
who identifies as female
"He’ll come back to make sure we’re safe."
If you think Modern Country is better than Texas Country you are wrong.
I found my red glasses. Me and the little fella are sleepy. Eep. #selfietuesdayop glasses #underthecouchapparently #oops
It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.
One of the best jokes from Ratatouille - wine too expensive to spit out in disgust.